Gilbert O`Sullivan - If You Ever Chords

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_ [Eb] _ _ If [Ab] you ever go to school, [C] then you'll know that it's a fool
[Db] who believes a teacher's pet [Bbm] is a pupil [Eb] like yourself.
[Ab] For if I [C] remember well, [Db] my old teacher's [Dbm] was a belt
[Cm] which he kept [Eb] around his [F] shoulder [Db] blade.
There for [Dbm] the mistakes [Eb] we make.
[Ab] Have you ever been to sea [C] and been told reluctantly
[Db] that if you have one more drink, [Bbm] we're all liable [Eb] to sink?
[Ab] If you have, [C] all I can say [Db] is have a happy [Dbm] holiday
[Cm] and don't come back [Gb] without a [F] tan, [Bbm] especially from [Dbm] a far [Eb] off land.
[Ab] Funny old [Bbm] world this, oh haven't you [Cm] noticed?
Everything's [Db] glued on, nothing is [Cm] screwed on.
One day [B] we will come unstuck, but [Bbm] until then we're [Eb] in love.
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_ [Dbm] _ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] you ever feel the need [C] to go out and plant a seed,
[Db] then by all means go ahead, [Bbm] I won't stop you, [Eb] but instead
[Ab] I will tell you [C] where to go [Db] and the seeds that [Dbm] you can grow.
[Eb] And by way of [Gb] payment [F] back the thing, [Bbm] you could buy [Dbm] us all [Eb] a drink.
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Funny old [Bbm] world this, oh haven't you [Cm] noticed?
Nothing is [Db] certain, gone for a [Cm] burden.
Something [B] must be done, they say, but for [Bbm] the moment it [Dbm] can wait.
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